1. I'm an irishman and interested in talking more.
Really!? Because I'm pretty sure we never talked once, nor can I hear your accent over the internet lad....call livelinks for that!
2. Since you are a recent grad and all what are you going to do with the rest of your life?
Well I can tell you this, I will not be talking to you. What kind of pick-up line is that? Please remind me that I STILL don't have my life figured out, thank you.
3. I like how you like fashion mag's since i am metro lol you know good style.
To this I responded, How long do you take to get ready? And do you wear Ed Hardy? He did pass the test, but still no interest, what took the cake was that he thinks Express makes him a metrosexual. ha!
4. Long story short, guy wanted to make me laugh I proposed he tell me a story, he continues with some story about how he caught a flying squirrel in his apartment, and then found its babies yada yada yada...
I don't really get how this is funny at all. It all sounded very made up as well. So I sent him a message saying just that. His picture was funnier than the whole story.
5. Sending a Rose and a Gift, and NO message!
Roses are coveted items in the world of POF you can only send 2 every 30 days! You have to earn points to send gifts, not 100% sure how this works. My advice is this to Mr. 35 year old Latino please keep the song I Wear my Sunglasses at Night embedded in your profile and send a rose, see what happens. (you'll be SOL for the next 29 days!)
6. think fam is very important and its good that ur close wit them cuz chances are they wont stand u up or wont answer the fone for u no matter what time it is would like to talk more
Don't be philosophical with me please, and if you are at least include something normal conversationally in the message. Please learn to form complete sentences, and use all letters of the keyboard to form real words. Thank you Family Lover, I love mine too...
Alright there are my first 6 doozies! More to come I am sure. My online cutie has yet to come through on the messaging. bummer, still time though! I also did see Bowling Dave on at the same time I was, I almost wanted to message him and be like HA HA HA you are on here how funny. I considered telling him I'm blogging about it and seeing if he would like to help me out, but then he'd find out about how I punked him.
I am currently messaging with a grad student that goes to Northwestern (Go Cats!). He played baseball, tall, and lanky---just my style! we will see what happens!
I've also been finding guys that I think would be good for my friends! Have I convinced anybody to start up yet!?!
Maybe, I should start a dating service based of POF advertisments, hmmmm.... business plan TBA!
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hahah number 6 is one i keep getting annoyed about too! this one guy said- "i'm not a bro, but a brother, a man, not boy, a human being, not a waste of anti matter. i think you're beautiful and dazzling to me, but i know there's more to you than just beauty. external beauty fades away with the earth's cascading mist, but eternal is internal beauty. i'm a poet/aspiring writer/spoken word artist/encourager, and God's expression of what a man is suppose to be in this world apart from society's ideal of what man should be. i'm interested in your flaws, look on life, point of view or opinion on anything, your imperfections, and things that make you, you!"
ReplyDeleteuhm. really?